How often are you just buying something because it’s really weird to freakin? Maybe you could use some crazy products in your life! They not only bring you joy, they’re also a great way to start conversations and highlight your own distinctive, personal style. Here are a list of 10 weirdest things you can buy on Amazon.
- Finger Hands
Just why you need a pair of miniature hands to go on your fingers, I can’t say for sure, but you do it absolutely. Maybe you want to give someone a high-twenty-five! You might want to ask your instructor five questions but just raise your hand once. You could cosplay as Thing (from The Addams Family) and his four siblings I don’t know your way of life.
If you could get finger hands for your finger hands the only thing that would make this better would be. Alas, there’s no such thing.
- Finger Hands for Your Finger Hands
Want to play in 25 thumb-wrestling matches at the same time? In one hand, you want to count to 125?! You just want to truly creep out your friends? This is the category for you then, my friend. I can’t wait until the world goes a step further and offers finger hands for your finger hands.
- Dancing with Cats Book
Amazon is amazing, and it helps anyone in the world to publish the book they’ve diligently worked on with only one button press on. You might be shocked, but this amazing how – to book is actually on top of many best-seller lists from Amazon. It would seem the book is not taking itself too seriously though, here is the description of the seller.
“The cult classic is back! This petite 15th anniversary hardcover reissue keeps all the original mystery and magic of cat dancing delightfully intact. Perpetually ahead of its time, Dancing with Cats presents scores of delightful and inspiring photographs of people and cats engaging in their favorite dance routines as well as moving testimonies of the personal transformations brought about through this uniquely joyous form of human-animal connection. Dancing with Cats will have a new generation of cat lovers (and their cats) jumping for joy—and cutting a rug—in no time.”
- Daddle Saddle
Howdy, punk’! Did I hear you want to give some of this side of the Mississip’s rootinest, tootinest piggyback rides? Okay, cowboy… you’re in luck! The Daddle Saddle attaches middle and shoulders right’ round yer and provides the perfect place for your small ta sit cowpokes. It comes with adjustable stirrups, a comfortable saddle horn and a genuine latigo strap And the whole thing in the ol’ washin’s system can be wrangled up then warshed too!
- A pre-fabricated home in a shipping container
Who said you’ve got to pay exorbitant brokering fees to find your dream home? Thanks to this storage-container-turned-house available for a cool $36 K, you can make your homeownership dreams come true as easily as you would buy a bottle of dish soap.
- Earthworm jerky
Thanks to their availability, and their high protein and calcium content, earthworms are already a dietary staple in cultures around the world. And there’s no reason why adventurous eaters would lose out in Amazon delivery zones thanks to this large earthworm jerky pack, either.
- Human Body Fat Replica
This anatomically accurate model of a pound of human body fat, intended for educational purposes, is undoubtedly a strange and startling thing to have around. But it is lauded by critics for helping them lose weight, as a reminder of what can bring tasty indulgences to the body.
- Candle for Lefties
I bet you didn’t even know the left-handed people had candles directly, did you? Rude…… Rude.
Nah, just pure joking. I didn’t even know they existed. The label says it “smells like the odd scissors,” but the Amazon page claims it is “scented preschool-paste.” Someone will have to buy this candle and let me know what is true. Nevertheless it has a burning time of 60 hours!
- Gotta Go Poncho
It’s a non-transparent poncho, perfect for times when you need to “go” but don’t have access to a toilet. Like when camping, or at a music festival, when waiting for the ball to drop on New Year’s Eve in Times Square.
Every poncho comes with a powder-containing unisex pee bag, which instantly turns into gel after contact with liquid There’s also a poop kit that contains what they consider a “no-miss triple harness catch system” and wipes.
Yeah, you read that correctly.
We all have one friend who always has the latest phone, game, computer, or what do you have. You know what it might be they want? Nothing. Now, you should purchase it from Amazon (that is, nothing). It is the only thing that stands between you and all your hopes and aspirations! It was the basis for a comedy in Shakespeare! You might sneeze over it! The options really are infinite.
(source: twentytwowords.com, rd.com, interestingengineering.com, bestlifeonline.com and blog.cheapism.com)